Ig-zams

Yes, exams. I can practically hear your scream of high pitched horror already. Currently, at the school i am attending now in school, you learn nothing. Zilch. Zero. Nada. So, when it comes to exam time they expect you to already know the things they hadn't taught you. Which means basically you have a week to learn and remember everything you should have learn't in a whole year of schooling. My science exam is tommorow and i have to learn three whole topics tonight in say...an hour and a half. the day after i have my history and english exams. Which means i have to learn 30 pages of grammar and learn everything known to man about water and nature. The day after that i have my Maths exam; where i have to remember about eight subjects/parts and i also have my P.E theory exam where i must learn the names marijuana goes by. So, you see i'm kind of in the middle of a freak out. Everything i try and read isn't sticking and just to top it all off tommorow im going to be trapped in an overstuffed hall on a 40 degree day with nothing but silence and questions that will guarantee to ache my brain. Lets not forget that the crammed room filled with students is not going to help my claustaphobia one incy wincy bit. So i can only hope your sending a bit of sympathy with me through this tough time and lets hope it will be enough so i can remember all the parts of the heart.
Wish me luck (ill need it)
xoxo
-Little J

Moping

Ok well apparently it's that time of the year when everyone is getting the short end of the stick. I kind of like to think of it as say a 'mid-year crisis'. One of my best friends is hopelessly in love with someone who doesn't deserve her i found out one of my best guy friends likes me which is only going to make things wayy different and another one of my best friends is in Italy-about to go to France tommorow. AND just to top everything off end of yearly exams are coming up. And through the middle of this my dad is planning to take me to a personal training bootcamp for soccer. If you look up 'unlucky' in the dictionary there will be a picture and a whole biography about me. Lets still not forget that im moving, shall we?
Right, well it's Saturday and i'm bored shittless-so what do i do to pass the time? Absolutely nothing, thats right, im THAT stupid. Wow, theres a bird sitting on the railing outside the window...doesn't it look stunning. Wait, stunning? i'm really starting to scare myself.
Catch me if you can!
xoxo
-Little J

I'm Moving!!!

So today, my family and i were looking at some new houses. I hated them all to be blunt, this one house had one of the biggest puddles ive ever seen smack dab in the middle of the driveway. I kept trying to look down into it to see the bottom and expected the puddle ness monster to jump out and eat me.
Another house i actually kind of liked it was very old antique style and showed a lot of personality, the only problem was that it was right next to a water drain. So that house was ruled out faster than you could say 'nur'.
Another house i went to see had about as much taste as shoe. Everything was peach, peach walls, peach furniture, it even had these plastic wannabee greek collumns randomly in the middle of rooms-again, they were infact peach.
On a completely different note, last night my brother tried to 'rig' his xbox to 'improve' it or something. And well he got fed up and snapped the thing in half. Just to annoy him i said "even if you had warranty, how are you gonna explain that? tell them you let a pack of wolves at it?" And he threw some huge piece of metal across the room at me, which pretty much shattered on the ground-gotta love karma.
Anyway, im off!
xoxo
-Little J

Living in the 21st century

It's midnight, and superbad is blaring through the T.V and my bro and his friends are laughing their arses off. So what do i do to past the time? If you answered blog, you are correct. Ok so i guess i should start off my repeating my day, believe me, i would if it wern't for the fact that nothing really happened. I woke up at about midday had a breakfast-slash-lunch of bread and some mush. It tasted wayy worse than it sounds, but anyway i then proceeded in staring at a wall. Literally. I mean, who knew holidays were so boring, you spend the whole semester of school daydreaming about freedom of doing nothing. But then you get there and your bored out of your mind, so then you go back to school and five minutes later your wishing back to the days of nothingness. Oh what a brilliant life i have. Anyway, i've just finished organizing to see that new harry potter movie with a bunch of people, but seriously, what is this one the tenth? And what is up with voldemort? His face is literally screwed up. I recommend watching potter puppet pals on youtube, watch it now. It's hilarious. Anyway, my friend was on a sugar rush last night and she had two malteasers and she was clinking them together to the tune of songs. Why did i just remember that? i have no idea. On a different note, my friends are making cupcakes and its making me hungry....i would make some, believe me if it wern't for the fact it is nearlly 1am in the morning. But not according to the website, it's American. And it says its 7am in the morning. If you are American i say hi, hows the global finacial crisis over there? bad? can't say i'm not surprised, you lukcy people, it must be summer over there. I think it's winter here right now but Australia is funny like that. You look outside at the beautiful sunny sky then you go out the door and the cold hits you like a few tones of bricks. Ugh that reminds me, Swine flu. A few dozen people have already died, who knew that of any animal the pig was going to destroy us all. I don't know about you but i was definately not expecting that. I must go now, superbad has finished, dear god, save me.
love yours truly,
-Little J

Don't you just hate Ushers

Yup, it's happens to us all. Including you, yes you, my loverly reader. We've all been kicked out of a place in some point of our lives. I have just experienced my first. By now, i'm sure you've already heard of that new movie bruno, right? Well i personally thought it looked freaking awesome, i guess i'm just one of those people with random humor syndrome. And no that does not exist, i think. So anyway there my best friend and i were, we had our tickets and everything. We walked through the door no problems. The ads started up and everything was fine. So then an Usher comes in and starts searching the rows. I mean, who does that right? We were pretty unfazed by him. He was just some pimply teenager. But then he comes up, deciding we must be some trouble and asks us for some ID. We simply said no and he asked us to get out. And after this huge argument we were standing outside the double doors with our arms crossed practically glaring holes into this ugly guys face.
Anyway...
This is my first post, so instead of venting about my life i will tell you a bit about myself. I'm in love with the sky, i love the clouds and the stars equally as much. I could literally spend hours lying on the ground lost in the clouds, they're just so amazing. What is my favourite colour? A simple question i know, but i could go on and on for hours on my favourite colour. My favourite colour is black, and before you stop reading this or come to the conclusion that i am emo or goth i am most certainly not. I cannot stress that enough, the reason i love the colour black is that it is mysterious and unpredictable. If i were locked in a room painted any other colour i would go mad and if or when the world ends the colour black will still survive. Those are weird reasons i know, but i don't care. Ok i love summer, i get bitterly cold in winter and my whole body is literally an iceblock. I also love soccer, although i get in a lot of trouble for playing up. I absolutely hate school. Yes, i admit some things we learn are usefull but that other stuff is complete crap and i hate the fact that teachers think just because they are older than us, they have the right to control our life. I hate those complete airheads which have no personality or people who find the need to rebel when their lives are perfect. See, i am human, i love things and i hate things.
So what have you learned from this?
Absolutely nothing.
:)
Hopefully talk to you soon my little cookies,
-Little J